I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
i didnt know the beatles could become so many words
when something is stuck in your eye in public
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”